I had so much sex, my OBGYN told me to stop for awhile because I have a shitpussy. Man, my pussy is pooped, time to move on the my ass. Plus guy's dig a par three.
Inmate slang for the younger inmates just entering the systems ass hole. Basically if you're doing life you'll never see a vagina again so the next best thing is a poop vagina.
Have you seen the new white girl on the block. She sure looks fine and I bet that shitpussy is so tight she can barley keep a cigarette in there. I can't wait until I befriend her by leaving a snicker on her bed and steal that shit pussy.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.