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shitkabob 

When you stick you dick in a girls ass and it comes out with some mud on the helmet. Thus resembling a shish-kabob with shit instead of meat.
I stuck my dick in that bitch's ass and when I was done man did I pull out a juicy shitkabob.
shitkabob by moongloom February 6, 2008

Shitkabob 

Shitkabob
1) Literal shit on a stick, grilled with chicken and vegetables.
2) More enhanced way of saying shit
1)
Person 1: Dude, Person 3's breath smells like a shitkabob.
Person 2: I know, right? He barely brushes his teeth.

2)
Person 1: Wow, you're shitkabob at this game.
Person 2: Cmon, I've only been playing for like a day.
Shitkabob by The_Minor_69er June 20, 2018

human shishkabob 

a person taking in cock from the mouth and asshole at the same time, one man entering as the other pulls out, and repeat.
Hey bob, how'd you like to turn marry into a human shishkabob tonight?

shitzkabob 

When something sucks, but not overly sucks. Less emphatic that "shit" and a little more playful. Shit on a stick!
I can't find my other sock...shitzkabob!
shitzkabob by Tara Brown April 7, 2008

shitamabob 

A conglomeration of sites/links/stuff/shit that can be found on the internet.
wow. you got a shitamabob of junk there.
shitamabob by graykicksass May 10, 2009

Red Hot Shishkabob

A concom lubricated with Frank's Redhot Sauce.
Honey, are you up for a few Red Hot Shishkabobs tonight?
Red Hot Shishkabob by Andy K May 11, 2004
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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