Shite sex

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A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.

Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!

Shite sex by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025

Words you can keep

shit sex

Slang for anal sex.

That boy just had shit sex with his boyfriend. You can tell from his enlarged sphincter.

shit sex by Melin168 November 1, 2010

dirty oreo shit sex

when two black men fuck a white girl and the girl shit on the mens dick

i had dirty oreo shit sex

dirty oreo shit sex by sussy bals February 7, 2022

shit sex

What bisexuals do after too much rum.

That faggot Nic Hendricks had shit sex with a dog.

shit sex by butt battalion boy October 29, 2007

sex shit

When you have a shit, wipe, and there is nothing on the toilet paper. This represent ideal rectal conditions to receive anal sex in the most sanitary fashion.

Yes I had a sex shit now I can get pounded real good without making a mess

sex shit by James Bo August 13, 2008

sex shit

During anal sex, when the person pulls out of the ass and immediately the person receiving the cock has a shit all over the place. This usually is the end result of a serious pounding...where you literally fuck the shit out of him.

Man, i was fucking Nick and when I pulled out he totally has a sex shit all over my sheets

sex shit by James Bo August 14, 2008

Shit Ourselves Sex (SOS)

When you cum so hard you shit yourself or feel like you might have shit yourself.

Tony and I ended our date with some real good shit ourselves sex (SOS).

Shit Ourselves Sex (SOS) by The Naughty Professor April 9, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026