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a statement of disappointment, frustration, or anger.
After stubbing my toe I said "Shitaroni! I stubbed my toe."
shitaroni by silvercrash February 21, 2010

shiftronic 

A type of transmission used in newer cars as a compromise between the sporty side of a manual, and the easy shifting of an automatic. Most cars with this type of transmission are more expensive. The compromise is basically a gear selector where a button us pushed to move it to the right, then up and down in a sequential manner.
Hey that guy got shiftronic on his BMW.
Wow, whats his IQ?
About 14
shiftronic by James Hemma December 14, 2008

shitcricket 

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket
what was that noise? a shitcricket.
shitcricket by Unholy79 October 1, 2014

shitchronized 

The moment when you and a friend are texting and taking a shit at the same time.
Friend 1: "Dude are you taking a shit right now?"
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, it's super spicy."
Friend 1: "Bro, we just shitchronized."

shitaroni and cheese

when you make mac and cheese so bad it tastes like shit
aw man, i made shitaroni and cheese...
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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