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The condition of Coffee and Nicotine stains on teeth - even after repeated brushing.

"I brush twice a day, guess i gotta have these shit-teeth scraped"

shit-teeth by Greg Peebles December 29, 2005

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Shit-teeth

To be a retard, or literally have shit in your teeth. Normally used by strange little boys named Jack.

Get outta my seat shit-teeth.

Shit-teeth by likin the vagicles May 16, 2008

shit teeth

When someone eats a chocolatey food such as Oreos, causing the teeth to look like they're covered in shit.

Travis: Mmmm Oreos.
Alex: Ew dude you got shit teeth, close your mouth!

shit teeth by MikeC Fo Sho June 19, 2008

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Shit Teeth

Jamming a chocolatey food into your teeth making it look as if you were just eating Fresh Crap.

Lisa:*rams tootsie rolls into teeth and smile*
Cole: Ah god damn you and your shit teeth.

Shit Teeth by 13 March 26, 2003

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shit teeth

People either have nice straight teeth or crooked never touched by a dentist teeth. People with crooked, snagletooth ugly mutherfucken teeth have shit teeth.

I was sitting beside this guy on the BUS and man he had shit teeth.

shit teeth by The King February 28, 2005

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shit teeth

after hitting someone so hard they swallow their own teeth, ie eat teeth, they have to shit out their jagged broken teeth tearing up their asshole

this guy was talking trash to me all night so i made him shit teeth

i hit that guy so hard he's going to shit teeth for a week

shit teeth by enforcer bear August 13, 2008

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shit teeth

when somebody smiles at you after eating chocolate of any kind and their teeth are all brownish.

"Man Alex smiled at me today and all i saw was shit teeth!"

shit teeth by SolidAce87 March 5, 2009

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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