3 definitions by SolidAce87

G2Jizzle

Acronym for Got To Jizz. A point in time when somebody has to leave a social gathering or chatroom to go masturbate. Used either on IM's or in real life.

In a chatroom...
Adam: 'Sorry man i g2jizzle its Thursday'
Dave: 'Its cool. see you tomorrow'

In a social gathering...
Adam: 'Hey man give me your iPhone, i g2jizzle'
Dave: 'Right now?'
Adam: 'Its Thursday man!'
Dave: 'Fine, but hurry'

by SolidAce87 June 25, 2009

fucktard

Somebody is so fucking retarded you don't want to waste your breath to say "You fucking retard". A combination of fuck and retard

"Man John was such a fucktard today when he tripped on a bag and spilled his Milo all over me!"

by SolidAce87 March 6, 2009

shit teeth

when somebody smiles at you after eating chocolate of any kind and their teeth are all brownish.

"Man Alex smiled at me today and all i saw was shit teeth!"

by SolidAce87 March 5, 2009