Shit-mas Past
1.
A term used to describe annoying, and often irritating subject matter, which includes but is not limited to: music, fashion, popular culture, and literature. All of which generally never had any quality in the first place, yet for some odd reason keeps coming back long after it should have been forgotten. Don't be fooled by the terms "What's hot", "Timeless Classic", or "Greatest Hits".
2.
A term of disdain used in a holiday or gift giving environment for terrible, unimaginative, and impractical items, stretching back for an undisclosed number of years, that no one wanted when they were new, much less now.
A term used to describe annoying, and often irritating subject matter, which includes but is not limited to: music, fashion, popular culture, and literature. All of which generally never had any quality in the first place, yet for some odd reason keeps coming back long after it should have been forgotten. Don't be fooled by the terms "What's hot", "Timeless Classic", or "Greatest Hits".
2.
A term of disdain used in a holiday or gift giving environment for terrible, unimaginative, and impractical items, stretching back for an undisclosed number of years, that no one wanted when they were new, much less now.
"Oh man, I can't get that song out of my head. It keeps haunting me like the ghost of shit-mas past!"
"Hey Your mom dropped these boxes off this morning. Some of this stuff is ancient man, its like a giant bag of memories from shit-mas past."
Examples
Music
"Two Weeks"-Barenaked Ladies (Ca. 1999)
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Beyonce (Ca. 2008)
Film
"Scary Movie, Insert word Movie(s)" (Ca.1999-2008)
"Saw (I-VI)" (Ca. 2005-???)
Television
"Seinfeld (In Syndication)" (Ca. 1990- the end of time)
"Small-ville" (Ca. 2000-the second coming)
Gifts
"Re-gifting a kitchen appliance you received from your first failed marriage that never saw the outside of its box to your recently married best friend...the one who bought it for you in the first place."
"Billy the Singing Bass"
"Hey Your mom dropped these boxes off this morning. Some of this stuff is ancient man, its like a giant bag of memories from shit-mas past."
Examples
Music
"Two Weeks"-Barenaked Ladies (Ca. 1999)
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Beyonce (Ca. 2008)
Film
"Scary Movie, Insert word Movie(s)" (Ca.1999-2008)
"Saw (I-VI)" (Ca. 2005-???)
Television
"Seinfeld (In Syndication)" (Ca. 1990- the end of time)
"Small-ville" (Ca. 2000-the second coming)
Gifts
"Re-gifting a kitchen appliance you received from your first failed marriage that never saw the outside of its box to your recently married best friend...the one who bought it for you in the first place."
"Billy the Singing Bass"
Shit-mas Past by Christopher Jager January 24, 2010
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