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giving you hard shit 

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When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings
That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit
giving you hard shit by leaf337 April 30, 2015

Shit's Hard 

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Sometimes the only thing you can say to a friend who is getting their ass handed to them by life.
"Hey, how you doing?"
"Not great. I've had three colds this month, I'm broke, I'm not getting laid, I've gained thirty pounds, and the whole world is falling apart."
"Yeah... shit's hard, man."
Shit's Hard by Little Walnut October 3, 2017

slow as a hard shit

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Slower than shit.

A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.

As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.
Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?

Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!

Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?

Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.

Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::
slow as a hard shit by GuermoT December 26, 2009

Shit is hard 

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When something doesn't go as planned, humiliating happens, or you fail at something.
"Did you hit that broad last night?"

"Nah man, after third base she told me she stopped with one night stands"

"Shit is hard"

"I know"
Shit is hard by blundboy October 3, 2011

hard shit 

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Something that is uniquely cool and badass. You can't really describe it or want to say something that makes you look like you're jockin' so you just say "hard shit."

It's like when you step into some soft dogshit. It sucks and stays on your shoes and you look stupid. If you step on some hard shit you luck out and it is good fortune because even though you stepped on shit you are smooth enough to not get any on your shoe and as if nothing can touch you.

"Damn, that fool has a sweet rig."
"Yeah, that's some hard shit right there."
hard shit by louie lovin January 1, 2008

hard shit 

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alcohol that isn't beer, like vodka, rum, liquor, etc
hard shit is awesome, and it doesnt make you feel really full like beer does
hard shit by charbar August 6, 2004
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Striver 

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