Definitions by leaf337
last drink syndrome
Just got hit with last drink syndrome. I'm looking at my last drink and have no way of getting to the liquor store.
last drink syndrome by leaf337 January 22, 2020
Workitus
An incurable disease. Symptoms occur anywhere from 1-3 days a year. It’s incurable but not too debilitating. It has an onset of irritability, weariness and homicidal thoughts. It’s usually mild enough to work through but if it comes close to reaching the homicidal stage you need to take a day to just do nothing and relax. Of course, It’s best to catch it before it reaches that stage but it typically only stays at the thought process and not the actual performing of the homicide. Although, for some reason that scientists haven’t figured out why yet, if you suffer from workitus and have a job at the post office, let’s just say you should change your career.
Satan's halo
When you are trying to load up something on your computer and all you get is the spinning circle of death.
Satan's halo by leaf337 September 4, 2017
last cookie syndrome
when you reach for the last cookie (can be anything i.e. potato chip etc.) and come to find out you already ate (or used or taken) the last one.
last cookie syndrome by leaf337 February 12, 2017
Farmers knot
Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands
I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.
Farmers knot by leaf337 June 12, 2015
giving you hard shit
When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings
giving you hard shit by leaf337 April 30, 2015