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Shit Funnel

The person at the workplace whose job it is to take on any/all crappy tasks that other people don't want to do.
Today Russ has to meet with those obnoxious clients everyone else tries to avoid. He really is quite the shit funnel, isn't he?
Shit Funnel by Russ Ginker August 14, 2009

Shit Funnel

Mouth through which egotistical conversation escapes.
I don't believe this asshole - why don't you shut your shit funnel before you say something you're going to regret.
Shit Funnel by PoopStickers July 13, 2011

Mongolian Shit Funnel 

A disgusting act of freezing a funnel to someone’s lips and then shitting into it.
feeling freaky babe? Lets do that Mongolian Shit Funnel I have been hearing about.

funnel of shit 

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026