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Shit and cum

I like to shit and cum in the bathroom
Shit and cum by Sjshbdhd May 7, 2021

shit and piss and cum 

When you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere
"This movie isn't that scary what are you doing" -random dude

"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man

shit and piss and cum 

when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere
"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

Maybe Shit and Cum 

The ultimate insult, nothing can beat it.
Person 1: I fucked your mom

Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum

Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!

Piss, shit and/or cum 

A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.
Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey

Cum and Shit Soufflé 

Quite literally cum and shit smashed and mixed together and made into a soufflé.
I heard that he’s really kinky... Like into that cum and shit soufflé type of shit
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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