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Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.
"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."
by Kyzore November 20, 2019
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shitstomper

One who takes a dump in the shower, then spends the next several minutes stomping it down the drain with his/her foot. This term is particularly relevant when the shit log squeezes up between the toes during the initial stomps.
The toilet was broken at our hotel so I had to pull a shitstomper.
by Slubba April 12, 2005
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Shitstamp

This occurs when your performing anal sex and the gender of your choice shits on your dick. Then you smack them in the face with your penis tip leaving a brown mushroom stamp.
“Dude I shitstamped Tina so hard that the shit wouldn’t come off her face!”
by Dndhjdjdnjddjdn October 18, 2019
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Shitstomper

A racist, and also trashy redneck, hick, hillbilly thats intolerant to others that aren't rednecks, hicks or hill billyish.
Tom: You see Bill over there?
Suzie: yea! what about him?
Tom: He's being a #shitstomper again making racist remarks.
by B@rk April 23, 2020
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Shitstamp

when you have wiped your ass so many times and have such ring of fire that you literally can only take a wad of toilet paper and stamp it on your ass in hopes of wiping excess crap
after eating a wicked meal of extra spicy indian food and having the runs i was eventually forced to shitstamp myself
by Vince Barnes March 11, 2008
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