shit story 

A shit story is a made up story someone tells another person.

John: When I was at the concert last night, 2 girls were trying to get into my pants.

Steve: That's a shit story!

shit story by obscure September 19, 2005

shit story 

Shit story is the phrase you used to to describe and express frustration over an unforunate set of events where everything went wrong. Its most notable use was by Tom Hanks in the movie The Burbs after snapping his credit card in half while trying to unlock the door to his neighbor's house with it.

After bob's car hit into the tree, making him late for his job interview, he walked to the nearest gas station only to find that they were closed and said "That's a shit story."

shit story by desolator911 September 27, 2009

shit story 

N. (shitte store ee)

A story that retells one's experience, or the experience of another, shitting, i.e., defecating, at (1) the wrong time; (2) in the wrong place; (3) in unusual amounts or colors; (4) with unusual stench; (5) with unusual results or combinations thereof. Usually causes both the listener and teller to laugh. May contain a moral or not, as the case may be. Revived at the Bread Loaf Writer's Conference in 1998.

That was the best shit story I ever heard -- there was shit all over the floor!

shit story by Genoways August 29, 2003

Shit Story 

A unit of measurement used to describe the distance you fall when playing Toy Story 2 for the Nintendo 64.

"Wow, i just fell a shit story out of that tree when that toy hit me.

Shit Story by Proffesor Badass June 29, 2010

Shit Story Syndrome 

Perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some random bullshit that happens in their boring life, usually oblivious to the total disinterest of those around. The unfortunate recipient of the verbal diarrhoea if usually forced to choke up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of shit story syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and somebody exclaiming 'cool story, bro'

'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'

Shit Story Syndrome by Alkjjhhg May 29, 2016

Shit Story Syndrome 

The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.

'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'

Shit Story Syndrome by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016

urban shit storer 

Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.

the teacher at university is an urban shit storer no wonder theres a pong when he comes in

urban shit storer by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011