Shit Stiffy
When an individual has to shit very badly and goes in his pants. What other people see is a reverse boner made of shit protruding from your back pocket.
Shit Stiffy by Hobo from Hell August 3, 2012
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Stiff shit
Stiff shit by sadistic_monkey July 12, 2006
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Shit Stiffy • Stiff shit • Shit Sniffies • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced • Shit Stick
Stiff Shit
Stiff Shit commonly used in conjunction or in replacement of too bad. Used when someone is complaining of something or being a little bitch about a situation.
Example 1:
Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.
Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.
Example 2:
Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.
Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.
Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.
Example 2:
Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.
Stiff Shit by Tofu and Sprouts October 8, 2018
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