Shit Stiffy

When an individual has to shit very badly and goes in his pants. What other people see is a reverse boner made of shit protruding from your back pocket.

My Shit Stiffy stunk like a mother.

Shit Stiffy by Hobo from Hell August 3, 2012

Stiff shit

Phrase used when you don't care about what someone has just complained about.

Person: But that's not fair, you got more than me!

Me: Well stiff shit.

Stiff shit by sadistic_monkey July 12, 2006

Stiff Shit

Stiff Shit commonly used in conjunction or in replacement of too bad. Used when someone is complaining of something or being a little bitch about a situation.

Example 1:

Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.

Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.

Example 2:

Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.

Stiff Shit by Tofu and Sprouts October 8, 2018