Shit Spike

Shit Spike is when somebody spikes someones food or drink with shit.

"OMMFG!!! THIS MEAT BALL NOODLE SOUP TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!"
"Haha!"
"Shit Spike?"
"yep."
"you ASSHOLE!"

Shit Spike by _MiO_ January 13, 2010

Get merch

Get the Shit Spike mug.

See more merch

Spikey shit

When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.

John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.

Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.

Spikey shit by Defon April 7, 2018

Get merch

Related Words

Shit Spike • Spikey shit • Shiken Shit • shnuderhyphen shitspigel • Shit-piked • shit spicket • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton

Shiken Shit

Is slang to describe someone who is a wimp. Also used as an odor.

"Alan is acting like shiken shit and starting to smell like it too!"

Shiken Shit by Ofelio December 3, 2007

Get merch

shnuderhyphen shitspigel

a word to mean anything and everything. :)

wow your mom is such a shnuderhyphen shitspigel! or woah did you see that dinosaur?! that's so shnuderhyphen shitspigel!!

shnuderhyphen shitspigel by itsserey:) January 5, 2021

Get merch

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

Get merch

Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

Get merch

Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

Get merch