Shit noob Share definition Flag A Phrase commonly used by germans on Halo 3. The pharse means that you are a noob and you are shit.it is pronounced sh-ee-t-new-b. Hey blue team, you are a shit noob. your mum was a shit noob in bed last night. Shut up shit noob Shit noob by David Huw Jones November 25, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Shit noob mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch