Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.

Shit Nips by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

Shit On My Nips 

The act of plopping a sloppy/wet shit on the nipple and/or breast. This was originally created by the Germans, as an act of punishment. It is now known as an erotic way to pleasure the body.

Man #1:“Man, I could go for a solid shit on my nips right about now.”

Man #2:”I’m not feeling that at the moment, but I could definitely plop a nug”

For more examples, RE: Two Girls One Cup

Shit On My Nips by Ploppin Hard July 31, 2009

Shitnips 

1.(av,n) Fucked-up looking nipples.

1.Shane Reese took off his shirt and I saw his big shitnips.

2.This bitch has the worst shitnips I have ever seen!

3.DAMN, look at those big shitnips!
11-15-04

Shitnips by Ivan November 15, 2004

shitnips 

the new sexual craze created at the turn of the century. Consists of the male or female counterpart taking the feces from his/her partner and rubbing it on their nipples.

She loved his shitnips.
Damn check out those shitnips

shitnips by Valtiellord May 2, 2009