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Shit Boner 

When you get a boner after taking a shit.
Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.
Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022
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Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

Shit boner 

When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all
I was having a GIANT shit boner last night
Shit boner by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

Shit Boner 

"When Ryan bent over, Josh got a shit boner"
Shit Boner by shitloving July 6, 2020

shit your boner 

a euphemism for premature ejacluation that is used when someone fucks up
I can't believe you passed out so early, you totally shit your boner.
shit your boner by thrillhouse82 August 7, 2011

Gay boner dumb shit b17 

It shows that brandon has boner on boys which have autism and he sucks there juicy ass dick. It can also mean that Brandon is a lesbo. MADE BY OAKWOOD ACADEMY
"Brandon you are so wierd"! You have Gay boner dumb shit b17 on autistic boys

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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work
i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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