Shit Boner

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When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

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Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

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Shit boner

When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all

I was having a GIANT shit boner last night

Shit boner by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

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Shit Boner

Gay guys erection.

"When Ryan bent over, Josh got a shit boner"

Shit Boner by shitloving July 6, 2020

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shit your boner

a euphemism for premature ejacluation that is used when someone fucks up

I can't believe you passed out so early, you totally shit your boner.

shit your boner by thrillhouse82 August 7, 2011

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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