Shisism

The religion of Shisus, a godly being named SiWon from the Korean band Super Junior.

I'm a follower of Shisus, therefore I worship Shisism.

by thefollower July 6, 2010

Shitism

The practice of substituting words or parshall words in a sentence with 'shit'.

Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).

"Lahey that's enough with the shitisms"

Examples of a shitism are:

The winds of shit are upon us!

I can smell a shiticane coming Randy!

You idiots have loaded up a double barrel shit machine gun and it's pointed right at your own heads

by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018

Shitism

Shitism is a political and economic theory where you make money by taking shit's everyday inside a toilet, were the shit inside goes into the sewers, scans the shit to see if its actual shit or not by testing it with some automatic machine DNA cum shit 2.0 thing, then takes that shit, turns into real money and turns into a $10 dollar bill and sends it right up the toilet where the hole is. The money you make from the shit only goes to you and nobody else unless if you decide if you want to share the $10 dollar bill. -Shabaan

I love shitism, it's the best way to make money by taking shits everyday!

Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!

by I love to shit May 26, 2021

Shipism

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different relationship than another, believing that one's ship is more superior or higher leveled.

This girl's friends receive more pictures than her significant other due to the obvious fact/point of Shipism.

by PapaReddz November 1, 2019

Anti Shitism

Speaking against Israeli aggression is anti-shit-ism not anti-semitism

Harry: Israel is a terrorist state.
Paul: please don't be anti semite
Harry: it's anti shitism not anti-semitism

by Abaynakar May 31, 2021

shitism

The religion in which "shit" is praised.
The turd commandments are as follows:
1.Don't shit in a pit.
2.Don't poo after eating a vindaloo.
3.Don't grunt when you're having a poo.
4.Don't wipe with nettles.
5.Refer to yourself as a shitist.

"I say Agatha" said Reginald, "is this chap christian, or one of the Jews?
"I do decalre! Reginald, he is a shitist. He follows shitism"
"Capital." Regie responded
-source, Pride and Prejudice by J Austen

by Henry Taylor December 12, 2006

Shinism

An extreme devotion to your mom, your cats, and browsing Facebook all day long.

"Dude, I truly can't talk to you right now. I'm on Facebook looking at cat pics while talking to my mom in "Asian". All about the Shinism.

by Kheat77 June 11, 2018