Shisism
Shisism by thefollower July 6, 2010
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Shitism
The practice of substituting words or parshall words in a sentence with 'shit'.
Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).
Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).
Shitism
Shitism is a political and economic theory where you make money by taking shit's everyday inside a toilet, were the shit inside goes into the sewers, scans the shit to see if its actual shit or not by testing it with some automatic machine DNA cum shit 2.0 thing, then takes that shit, turns into real money and turns into a $10 dollar bill and sends it right up the toilet where the hole is. The money you make from the shit only goes to you and nobody else unless if you decide if you want to share the $10 dollar bill. -Shabaan
I love shitism, it's the best way to make money by taking shits everyday!
Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!
Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!
Shitism by I love to shit May 26, 2021
Shipism
prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different relationship than another, believing that one's ship is more superior or higher leveled.
This girl's friends receive more pictures than her significant other due to the obvious fact/point of Shipism.
Anti Shitism
Harry: Israel is a terrorist state.
Paul: please don't be anti semite
Harry: it's anti shitism not anti-semitism
Paul: please don't be anti semite
Harry: it's anti shitism not anti-semitism
Anti Shitism by Abaynakar May 31, 2021
shitism
The religion in which "shit" is praised.
The turd commandments are as follows:
1.Don't shit in a pit.
2.Don't poo after eating a vindaloo.
3.Don't grunt when you're having a poo.
4.Don't wipe with nettles.
5.Refer to yourself as a shitist.
The turd commandments are as follows:
1.Don't shit in a pit.
2.Don't poo after eating a vindaloo.
3.Don't grunt when you're having a poo.
4.Don't wipe with nettles.
5.Refer to yourself as a shitist.
"I say Agatha" said Reginald, "is this chap christian, or one of the Jews?
"I do decalre! Reginald, he is a shitist. He follows shitism"
"Capital." Regie responded
-source, Pride and Prejudice by J Austen
"I do decalre! Reginald, he is a shitist. He follows shitism"
"Capital." Regie responded
-source, Pride and Prejudice by J Austen
shitism by Henry Taylor December 12, 2006
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