Shirt Turkeys 

The visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts.

Thing 1: "I wish there was a term for the visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts."

Thing 2: "Shirt Turkeys, bro. Ripe for the gobbling."

Shirt Turkeys by x2ice0n2sDAYx August 3, 2012

shit turkey

Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.

After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.

shit turkey by Ole Red February 18, 2007

shit turkey

1. A large amount of something.

"Dude, I bought a whole shit turkey of clothes."
"I won a whole shit turkey of money"

shit turkey by purpleshoelaces April 9, 2010

Stick Shift the Turkey 

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants

Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.

Stick Shift the Turkey by ReverenMac March 2, 2011

turkey skirt 

noun: Another word for the female reproductive organ.

That bitch I banged last night had a foul smelling turkey skirt.
You know what, I think i'll have turkey skirt for lunch.

turkey skirt by Matt (aka the meat man) February 9, 2008