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The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants
Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.
by ReverenMac February 14, 2011
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