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Shirlance 

She is a loyal,crazy, sexy,dangerous,party animal,hot asf type of friend,she won't like you if u a pretender,she stays loyal to her friends but can't keep a secret,short tempered,a fighter and dgaf about people that gossip about her and likes to defend herself and her best friend 🥰
Wow where is Shirlance this party isn't the same without her
Shirlance is a fighter don't mess with her
Shirlance by Emily Jacobs December 6, 2021
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Shirlene 

A girl who really doesn’t give a f*ck and is really pretty
Damn that cute ass girl over there smoking is prolly a Shirlene
Shirlene by Wigglewasher January 14, 2018
When you have to shit so bad that you forget everything in life and get put into a trance.
"Yo man can't talk right now I'm in a Shrance!"
Shrance by Idontknowaname124 December 4, 2015

sharlane 

Unusual by name an unusual by nature, but only in a good way. Independent, strong and a trendsetter she is the bomb
That girl is so cool, she must be a Sharlane!!
sharlane by NYC queen July 12, 2017

Shilence 

something you say when yelling shut up and silence isn't enough; a combination of shut up and silence
Girl : "I'm obviously better than you."
Guy: "Ahhhh! Shilence! -_-"
Shilence by V<D September 18, 2011

Mid-shittance 

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.
My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

SirLance 

One who is living on Canada disability and takes irc a little too seriously. Spews the same anti-iraq war comments every day but over all is a nice guy.
1. SirLance is going to watch a movie and take a nap.
2. SirLances' asshole hurts.
SirLance by Emmanuel Goldstein September 23, 2003
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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