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Shirlance 

She is a loyal,crazy, sexy,dangerous,party animal,hot asf type of friend,she won't like you if u a pretender,she stays loyal to her friends but can't keep a secret,short tempered,a fighter and dgaf about people that gossip about her and likes to defend herself and her best friend 🥰
Wow where is Shirlance this party isn't the same without her
Shirlance is a fighter don't mess with her
Shirlance by Emily Jacobs December 6, 2021
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Shirlene 

A girl who really doesn’t give a f*ck and is really pretty
Damn that cute ass girl over there smoking is prolly a Shirlene
Shirlene by Wigglewasher January 14, 2018
When you have to shit so bad that you forget everything in life and get put into a trance.
"Yo man can't talk right now I'm in a Shrance!"
Shrance by Idontknowaname124 December 4, 2015

sharlane 

Unusual by name an unusual by nature, but only in a good way. Independent, strong and a trendsetter she is the bomb
That girl is so cool, she must be a Sharlane!!
sharlane by NYC queen July 12, 2017

Shilence 

something you say when yelling shut up and silence isn't enough; a combination of shut up and silence
Girl : "I'm obviously better than you."
Guy: "Ahhhh! Shilence! -_-"
Shilence by V<D September 18, 2011

Mid-shittance 

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.
My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

SirLance 

One who is living on Canada disability and takes irc a little too seriously. Spews the same anti-iraq war comments every day but over all is a nice guy.
1. SirLance is going to watch a movie and take a nap.
2. SirLances' asshole hurts.
SirLance by Emmanuel Goldstein September 23, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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