Shirker

A 'Shirker' is someone who doesn't do much work or none at all. To avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility).

That boy does little work, he is a Shirker.

by StixMania February 24, 2009

shirker

A shirker someone who avoids something, especially work:

We have no room for shirkers in this office.

by Darius March 30, 2003

Shirker Bandit

Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.

They are sharp tools.

Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!

Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!

by The Merz May 4, 2010

Bedraggled Shirker

An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.

Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.

by Battered worker November 22, 2017

shikker

Yiddish pejorative for an alcoholic.

My mom never drinks, so when my roommate told her that I got wasted at the frat house Friday night, she called me a shikker.

by EddieBuck September 24, 2010

shirbert

Shirbert is the ship name for characters Gilbert Blythe and Anne Shirley Cuthbert created by fans of netflix's original series "Anne With an E", a reimagined version of the classic "Anne of Green Gables".

"Oh my gosh, I need a shirbert kiss in season three or I literally don't know what I'm gonna do."

"Shirbert is SO cute I die when Gilbert looks at Anne sekjgaoiejfsnkawjes"
"I'm just gonna watch some shirbert edits on youtube for a couple hours... yes it's totally healthy..."

by hom tolland September 15, 2018

Shikera

A pretty girl that Is lovable and can easily be heartbroken,and easily puts her trust into people, shes always getting let down by others but manages to keep a smile on her face,shes sometimes uneasy to deal wit but can be a lil freaky

Man, its hard to deal wit shikera

by Casie mcdonald June 18, 2018