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Shipei

Shee-Pay> //:She pays/

A creature which lives in the southern parts of Asia and feeds on cockroaches and peanuts. Therefore it's mouth has the characteristics of a beaver in order to crush the hard shell of the cockroaches. although it has no nose, it can scent preditors such as the Shahzeb Shahzeb: a three-legged snail with an unpleasent odor produced by it's anus using its anal sections (it has three) from within fifty metres. One of the most mutated Shipeis tend to be able to play cello and say "poo" therefore its most common nickname is Shipoo.
During the years the word Shipoo has developed to describe someone who usually finds a sexual innuedo when it doesn't exist, and also has become a famous shampoo brand in Scandinavian countries, such as Sweden and Denmark.
God, he's such a Shipoo!

Oh don't worry, it's just a shipei.

U know, Shipoo has a new flavoured shampoo for this spring!
by Dr. Terry Richardson October 18, 2008
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Shipping Wars

Where a bunch of people start arguing, and wage a war over which couples in a show were meant to be canon in a webcomic, anime, tv show,ect.
I went on this chat room, and there were all these people who started arguing over Homestuck shipping. The arguement quickly became a full on shipping war, and i got involved. Darn shipping wars
by T3r3z1 Pyrop3 June 22, 2013
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shipping William Afton with dead/his children

A very illegal ship from a game called FNAF
Person A: Hey what ship do you like in FNAF?
Person B: I like shipping William Afton with dead/his children
Person A: Dude thats illegal as hell
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Shipping anxiety

The feeling of waiting for a product you ordered from the internet to arrive.
Phillip, "Yo dude, I ordered some sneakers last week and I've been looking outside my window for the UPS truck the last few days. What if it got lost? What if I got scammed? What if they already dropped it off while I was gone and some thief saw the package in front of my door and stole it?"

Alex, "Bro, calm down. You just got a mad case of Shipping Anxiety."
by pipskix August 23, 2010
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Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.
Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...
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SHINEI KAKYOIN

When a vampire with a Stand called Za Warudo beats Kakyoin in one hit and obliterates him into a water tank.

Also used when Weebs express their inner Kakyoin and smack someone in the stomach.
Me: I need rice in my life

Worker: n o

me: SHINEI KaKyoIn
by kumakuruma May 8, 2020
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Shipsiding

To take a shit, freeze it, wrap it in foil & then sodomize yourself with it, like Matty
I love shipsiding myself.
by CBJacks April 24, 2014
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