Metaphor for pirating or downloading content through mysterious means (presumably illegal means). Ambiguous means of describing pirating without saying the word directly .
Friend: Where did you watch the new episode of X?
Response: I just sailed the high seas for it.
Ah, good ole Richard one of the most caring and handsome men out there. Richard is a musical artist who releases pop music. His Instagram is @richardshelest , and it turns out he also has a fanpage for miss. Billie eilish on Instagram which is @billieeilishitt0.2. He sometimes goes live, play piano, sing or maybe answer some fans and read comments since he isn’t a HUGE celebrity ( but I know he will be one day ) he still is able to respond to all his fans . You should I’m go listen to his music ... see what you think he is the BEST
Mike: OMG ! You have to listen to Richard Shelest.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.