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shigure sohma

the zodiac dog aka literally the hottest man in fruits basket and i’ll do anything to be touched by that fine man. anyone who simps for this man will with no questions get down on their knees and suck the zodiac curse out of him
do you know shigure sohma?
yes omg! because of him i’m literally touched deprived!! *jumps and does a cute baka pose then turns into a supreme bakaga princess*
shigure sohma by 2d whore June 15, 2021
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Shigure Sohma

This Fruits Basket character is one of the twelve cursed members of the Sohma family, as well as one of the oldest cursed members. Easy-going and laid-back, Shigure has a carefree sense of humor, but can sometimes be a little perverted. He owns the house that he, Yuki Sohma, Kyo Sohma and Tohru Honda live in, and works as as novelist. When embraced by someone of the opposite sex, the curse transforms Shigure into the dog of the Chinese zodiac.
~Shigure Sohma Quotes~

"I'm home! Yuki! Tohru! Are you here? And Kyo...! I hope you're not doing something stupid, and tearing up my house again!"

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house."

"Am I brave enough to go look for Kyo just yet? Umm....No."

"Lovely, they smashed the house again..."

"We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call misdirected rage. I believe the technical term is "being an ass"."
Shigure Sohma by Cassy G. September 1, 2008

shiguresohmaswifey 

Who's shiguresohmaswifey? Oh just the coolest funniest person ever existed.
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