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shigure sohma

the zodiac dog aka literally the hottest man in fruits basket and i’ll do anything to be touched by that fine man. anyone who simps for this man will with no questions get down on their knees and suck the zodiac curse out of him
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yes omg! because of him i’m literally touched deprived!! *jumps and does a cute baka pose then turns into a supreme bakaga princess*
shigure sohma by 2d whore June 15, 2021
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Shigure Sohma

This Fruits Basket character is one of the twelve cursed members of the Sohma family, as well as one of the oldest cursed members. Easy-going and laid-back, Shigure has a carefree sense of humor, but can sometimes be a little perverted. He owns the house that he, Yuki Sohma, Kyo Sohma and Tohru Honda live in, and works as as novelist. When embraced by someone of the opposite sex, the curse transforms Shigure into the dog of the Chinese zodiac.
~Shigure Sohma Quotes~

"I'm home! Yuki! Tohru! Are you here? And Kyo...! I hope you're not doing something stupid, and tearing up my house again!"

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house."

"Am I brave enough to go look for Kyo just yet? Umm....No."

"Lovely, they smashed the house again..."

"We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call misdirected rage. I believe the technical term is "being an ass"."
Shigure Sohma by Cassy G. September 1, 2008

shiguresohmaswifey 

Who's shiguresohmaswifey? Oh just the coolest funniest person ever existed.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026