Shgobbler

an alternative to the word shit

oh shgobbler, really?

by deadfoothand April 4, 2021

Cock Snobbler

When you get smacked with a penis and cum comes flying onto your nose

Jim: Yo, last night my girl turned into a cock snobbler!
Tim: I wish my girl would turn into one.

by YaBoiMike June 8, 2017

Pineapple Shnobler

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time

Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.

by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012

schnobbler

A man,women, or a Rosie O`donnell who has no care in life and is probly extremely fat and mentaly retarded like the dude who made the first schnobbler above me who took my word schnobble.

You @$8%ing idiot,I told you to feed the puppy in the week I was gone on vacation,now it`s dead thanks to you, you stupid schnobbler!!!!!

by alex 3 December 26, 2008

scrobbler

A sexual act involving a man's taint. The scrobbler (i.e., the one who gives a scrobbler) puts their face firmly against the taint and vigorously oscillates their head. Some scrobblers use their tongues on the taint for added pleasure for both parties.

A minor variation, known as the "balsamic scrobbler," is a scrobbler that is performed on a receiver who has not bathed for several days.

I wasn't sure where we were in our relationship; it didn't seem like he was really all that into me. But when he asked me for a scrobbler I knew for sure, he was the one.

by dnova March 7, 2010

shnobblededoobed

being so karlherwigg that ur gooble with your nooble ar ryanchecked to the hard core puso.

john puso: im so shnobblededoobed i was hoppydetropled

by d mister d bees knees February 27, 2009

shrobbery

Theft of potted plants or shrubs.

Suspects are charged with shennanigans, public urination and three counts of shrobbery.

by Honest Ed March 13, 2007