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Shelf cooking 

Shelf cooking is a phrase coined by blogger, YouTuber, and TV personality Jordan Page, which describes the act of making meals starting First with ingredients you already have in your fridge, freezer, or pantry. You only buy ingredients from the store to supplement those meals-Not the other way around!
Our pantry is really stocked so for the month of May we will be shelf cooking!
Shelf cooking by BriELeigh June 1, 2018
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self-cooling 

Online "Liking" or giving favorable emojis or props to your own postings, comments, high scores, photos, memes, or accomplishments. Even worse when you use a different sock-puppet to praise yourself!
Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.

Self-Corking 

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves
Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!
Self-Corking by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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