Shelf Fat

Having so much fat that you can you it as a dinner tray.

Your stomach sticks out so far you can sit a dinner plate on it is Shelf Fat

by Smebie May 6, 2010

self proclaimed fat bitch

A skinny bitch that claims to be fat and will go to great lengths to prove that she is fat whether it is finding invisible double chins or stretching out fragments of skin to pass off as blubber, in order to a) seek attention and receive compliments or b) to fit in with other fat bitches.

Skinny bitch: OMG LOOK AT MY ARMS IT IS DOING THE WAVING FLAG (while rapidly moving arms)

Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.

by Nawkstar July 13, 2010