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sheathing 

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.
Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.
sheathing by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010
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Sheathing 

ā€˜Mum caught me sheathing last night.’
Sheathing by Yourdaddy01 October 30, 2018

Sheathing 

Damn Scotty! I hope she's had her bottom surgery so you can go sheathing later. Otherwise you're getting pegged kid.
Sheathing by 7S27 March 9, 2023

Sheathing 

The act of inserting one's erect penis into another larger penis.
I was fucking his dick with my dick. We were totally sheathing!
Sheathing by Stouticus September 3, 2016

Sheathing 

When the sub or bottom is fully erect and is penetrating their butt so it looks like a sword being sheathed in a scabbard from a profile point of view.
Man that ladyboy is so hot. After a brief sword fight, she started sheathing on that cock.
Sheathing by 4wesomedude69 May 15, 2024

Sheathing the flaming sword 

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.
I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

pre-sheathing

The act of putting on a prophylatic underneath one's trousers before going out one evening in anticipation of copulating

Often used by people who are inexperienced in putting them on

Also known as BGM
I was surprised when I thought he was handing me a banana in the club, but it turned out he had just been pre-sheathing
pre-sheathing by k-ferriter May 22, 2011