Shear Me
Shear Me by linkwatchesyou October 29, 2011
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Shear me bitch
When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.
Shear me bitch by Mattwest June 9, 2015
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Shear Me • Shear me bitch • Smear Merchants • Swear Meerkat • John Shea Method • i swear on me nans grave • ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom • My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor • meat spear • Slappy Meat Smear
i swear on me nans grave
An expression usually used by chavs and the like who want to sound honest and trustworthy. Should (almost) always be interpreted as "I'm lying through my teeth".
"m8 i dont no were ur weed is i swear on me nans grave i dint steal it m8"
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver
i swear on me nans grave by narglewarglewoo May 19, 2016
ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom
ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom by Skoroca July 2, 2017
My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor
Mega G Andrew Tate’s father’s quote. Basically he’s saying he had a ready insight to all things and he is never tired and relentless so that makes him scary.
My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor
mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi
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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi
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