Shblatties 

Short black Asian fatties

Fuck you margaret it is a word . Shblatties cuz I have to say that in a sentence

Shblatties by Made this to fuck w you December 3, 2019

Nati Splatties 

The explosive anal discharge of liquid Natural Light from the night before...

I'm still recovering from the bad case of the Nati Splatties I had earlier...

Nati Splatties by Mike Palazzo February 12, 2008

splatties 

The diarrhea that is caused by a night of drinking heavy amounts of natty or natty ice.

Matt: Want to go get some lunch dude?

Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.

Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.

splatties by pearljam December 22, 2013