Definitions by pearljam

splatties 

The diarrhea that is caused by a night of drinking heavy amounts of natty or natty ice.

Matt: Want to go get some lunch dude?

Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.

Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.

splatties by pearljam December 22, 2013

Jeff Ament 

Sick bass player for pearl jam. one of the best in the world.

I wish i was as good as Jeff Ament

Jeff Ament by PeArLjAm January 5, 2005