Shave me 

When a gay man asks a straight man to shave him with a rechargeable shaver, instantly making a strange environment for everyone concerned.the gay gentleman proceeds to get topless and point to areas he would like shaved

Will you shave me?

Shave me by Mearlyyeh October 23, 2019

save me jebus

Expression of desperation. From "The Simpsons".

Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.

save me jebus by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005

Save Me Syndrome

When somebody is saved by someone and immediately ''falls in love'' with them. whether they end up having any chemistry or not and often end up ignoring any legitimate affection from other people in favor of whoever they are chasing. They may or may not get over it. Let's face it, they probably won

''Sara is really fawning over Jon.''
''Well he did save her from being hit by that car a while back. I think she just has a case of save me syndrome.''

Save Me Syndrome by starcasme August 3, 2018

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

Jesus christ please save me by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

Shake me cabeça

Another word for shake my head used when disappointed

Girl goes to text her ex even tho I told her not to so I turn and said “shake me cabeça”

Shake me cabeça by Jflora July 22, 2021

save me 

I just can't deal.. This is too much... I'm stuck in a situation I can't get out of... I'm doing something that I love to do but need to stop (or take it easy) ;)

"Why can't I stop watching reality tv?? Save me!!"

" I just took three shots in a row.. Save me"

"My 15 year old sister told me she's had sex, SAVE ME!!!"

save me by JValentino November 13, 2014

save me eyes

When a guy or girl is out at the bars or a large party, and a creeper has attatched themselves with the hopes of getting laid, the guy or girl will give their friends the SAVE ME eyes

"I think we need to save Susan from that creeper dancing with her, she just gave me her save me eyes!"

save me eyes by kandycane123 February 28, 2011