shave it

A common 21st century request women get from their men.

See also wood floor.

You: Hey, honey, it would be a major turn on if you shave it.

Her: Shave what?

You: You know what...

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

shave it

The act of a female using some type of razor to whack off the bush that grows between her legs.

Dang! After muff diving that chick, I pulled 7 hairs from my teeth! She definatley needs to shave it.

by Wes November 11, 2003

shave it

when a girl has too much hair down there

god damn she had a hairy ass cooch so i told her to go shave it

by peter November 11, 2003

You Shave It I Eat It

a pickup line used to chirp/yell at girls that will instantly make them extremely horny.

Yo ladies, you shave it I eat it.

by Always Shave It September 19, 2011

shove it sideways

A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.

Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"

by wavyg July 17, 2014

Save it

Basically a quick way of suddenly interrupting someone and telling them to shut the fuck up--because you don't want to hear whatever it is they are lying about, bragging about, or complaining about. Instantly makes them realize you know they are full of shit and they stop.

I got this kickass plan and in a week I can make like 150 thou---

--- SAVE IT!

by Kirk Davenport May 16, 2006

Shove it up your ass

An insult that is used to show disinterest, or frustration. To dismiss a wrongful statement or action.

Bill Gates: I have so much more money than you!
Random person: Go shove it up your ass!

by rallala June 2, 2008