Any person who enjoys a good Shatner (sweet feet meat treat). Shatnerette is not gender specific, and refers to both the person performing the Shatner and the person receiving the Shatner.
I sure hope this new girl is a Shatnerette. I’m all stocked up on sandwich fixins and ready to slather those toes in mayo.
by Bexxx210 February 6, 2022
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You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
Rent Fan - "Oh my god, Sister Christian, why are you standing all stiff and uncomfortable? Enjoy your smoke break, already. It's like a little vacation!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
by JoshuaJordan October 17, 2008
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A scent:
Shitterettes is the smell left after smoking three Marlboro's while retching over explosive diarrhea in a small, poorly ventilated room.
Shitterettes is the smell left after smoking three Marlboro's while retching over explosive diarrhea in a small, poorly ventilated room.
Damn Justine, were you in here last? The loo smells like shitterettes. The wallpaper has even peeled!
by antie nae September 28, 2011
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