An absorbent material placed inside the underwear or between the butt cheeks to catch and absorb an unexpected shart.
"Man, I was at the mall today and I squeaked out a fart, which then resulted in a shart. Good thing I was wearing my Shart Shield!"
by Horray4Sharts October 17, 2009
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"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"
by JLavelle August 16, 2017
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A usually brightly-colored T-shirt that features a science- or comic book-related graphic. Usually worn over a thermal of a contrasting color for a complete look.
Named for the "Big Bang Theory" character who often wears such shirts.
Named for the "Big Bang Theory" character who often wears such shirts.
by Moon Unit Nimoy January 12, 2010
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