Sharing the Sheep 

"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.

"Man, did you see how angry John was with us?"

"Yeah, we did well to keep Sharing the Sheep."

Sharing the Sheep by JJamie March 1, 2014

Shearing the sheep 

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

Shearing the sheep by TehOwner February 27, 2015

shearing the sheep 

The term used for shaving your loved ones back.

"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"

shearing the sheep by Crazy Red Head in TX September 9, 2009

Shearing the sheep 

Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.

"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."

Shearing the sheep by agentbb February 27, 2015

Shearing The Sheep 

Trimming your pubic hairs

I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today

Shearing The Sheep by Twurzy July 7, 2018