Sharetting

The feeling of regret men feel immediately after shaving facial hair.

We should leave Bob alone, he’s “sharetting” in the bathroom

by Dēcøn official August 20, 2021

Sharenting

Combination of two words; parenting and sharing.

When parents share too much of their children's information, pictures and private moments online, mostly on Facebook.

1.That Mom is way overboard with her sharenting on Facebook.

2.Everyone is going to know everything about that poor kid because his/her parents aren't careful with their sharenting.

by siouxie que October 25, 2012

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

by clobamacare February 25, 2020

shatting

shitting + chatting = shatting

I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING

LAPTOP ON TOILET = SHATTING

http://shatting.ytmnd.com

by baconizer March 16, 2009

Sharting

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

by BradS January 5, 2007