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Shaq Attack 

In Pornography when a black male suddenly enters a scene unexpectedly, and proceeds to have intercourse with the female subject of the film.
"Oh, yeah so we were watching this movie called Whale Tails and a Black man named Jamal enters a room of beautiful big butted women and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with them, we then screamed oh shit its a shaq attack".
Shaq Attack by Tictac1026 August 16, 2008
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Shaq Attack 

Description of Shaquille O'Neal's style of basketball play.
That's why I pack a mac, that'll crack 'em back/Cos on my waist there's more Heat than the Shaq Attack
Shaq Attack by JBizzle May 13, 2005
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Shaq Attack 

A form of cyber-warfare generally employed by seasoned Techno-wizards against young unsuspecting Interns who leave their computers unlocked. This attack employs the immortal visage of the great OrbWarrior and Kung-Fu Master Shaquille O'Neal onto the background, login picture and desktop icons of said unsuspecting interns.

The purpose of this attack is two-fold. To remind Interns to keep their computers locked, and to remind us all that His Airness is watching over us all. Always.
"Oh Snap! Looks like Billy got Shaq Attacked!" " Yeah man, He should really lock his computer."

Shaq Attack 

A Shaq Attack is when someone shacks, or spends the night, at someone else's residence. Typically, Shaq Attack's are secret and subtle, meaning roommates may not even be aware of the extra person in the residence. Typically, Shaq Attack's involve some sort of hook up.
Jan Shaq Attacked at Paul's last night.
Shaq Attack by AUKevin1229 March 24, 2008

Shaq Attack 

A way to describe the form of basketball played by TV character Marge Simpson
Shaq Attack by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004

Shaq Attack 

sexual practice in which a male (usually above 6 feet) pounces on a woman trying to replicate shaq's ability to block in basketball, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse
guy1:dude why are you limping?
guy2:i hurt my leg shaq attacking this sexy ass chick last night
Shaq Attack by shizz bomb May 23, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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