Shanuk 

He is a very sexy man with an irresistible charm, doted with massive muscles, endulges in chicken curry and absolutely adores danish women. Despite him being willing to give le bron James a birthday blowie, he was born with another talent, basketball. He jumps, at his short height, and reaches the rim with his impeccable vertical of approximately 60.9 inches per second to the square root of the cube factored by 4:20 triangulated. Furthermore, he has acquired a vast and sophisticated taste for brewery. He enjoys relinquish fresh Heinekens despite his young age.

Shanuk, beautiful Shanuk
How sexy you are

More than a bar
Designed to be a cook
His luxurious long hair lushes at the lanky loiterers.

Shanuk is amazing mate.

Yep mate.

Shanuk by I love sucking toes December 12, 2022

Shanuk 

Shanuk Wickremaratchy

Shanuk Wickremaratchy is brown child who isn’t very tall and nobody can pronounce his last name.
He has many friends. He is also very smart that is why he repeated 2 years of school, because in his words ‘I just felt like’. He is also incredibly athletic being able to do a back flip but no one has seen him do it but we all know he can. Whenever you see a wild Shanuk he doesn’t you can’t greet him with a hello he speaks the rare language of lamborghini or Shanukanese. The proper way to great a Shanuk is with happy birthday and after you great him with happy birthday you have to sing the happy birthday song to him. This means I love you, you sexy beast in Lamborghin or Shanukanese. Shanuks can also be cookie as their nickname. A racial slur to Shanuks is ‘sag brain’ meaning in his language ‘I don’t like you’

Shanuk Wickremaratchy is a sexy beast and can do a back flip. Also happy birthday shanuk.

Shanuk by NotConnorAndHappyBirthdayShanu August 12, 2020

Shanuk 

He is a very sexy man with an irresistible charm, doted with massive muscles, endulges in chicken curry and absolutely adores danish women. Despite him being willing to give le bron James a birthday blowie, he was born with another talent, basketball. He jumps, at his short height, and reaches the rim with his impeccable vertical of approximately 60.9 inches per second to the square root of the cube factored by 4:20 triangulated. Furthermore, he has acquired a vast and sophisticated taste for brewery. He enjoys relinquish fresh Heinekens despite his young age.

Shanuk, beautiful Shanuk
How sexy you are

More than a bar
Designed to be a cook
His luxurious long hair lushes at the lanky loiterers.

Shanuk is amazing mate.

Yep mate.

Shanuk by I love sucking toes December 12, 2022

Shank's Law 

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

Shank's Law by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015

Shank spanking 

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Pulled a Shanka 

To finish an American bachelor’s program in 2 years instead of 4

David is such an overachiever, he pulled a Shanka! He graduated at 19 years old from college.

Pulled a Shanka by CollegeUSA May 16, 2019

rage shanked 

Combination of rage and shanked.

1. One of the many derivatives of owned.

2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.

Dude, you got rage shanked!

You better go this weekend or I'll rage shank your ass!

rage shanked by Kageh February 8, 2005