Shank the wank
The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
Shank the wank by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017
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Wank the Shank
Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.
Wank the Shank by Rianon May 6, 2018
The Wank That Stank
The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.
The Wank That Stank by vector's 12 inch schlong February 26, 2023
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