ShampOdle

A fantastic pet and your favorite teachers favorite animal.

My shampOdle meYsured his broshOr.

ShampOdle by X( May 17, 2021

Shampiddle 

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.

I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?

Shampiddle by Telephony October 23, 2010

Shampooed 

adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.

GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"

Shampooed by Margot and Bubble May 26, 2009

shampoogled 

To get drunk to the point so you have no recollection of the night, well and truly inibreated.

Ahh mate, lets get 'shampoogled' tonight.

shampoogled by Daniel Burne February 17, 2008

Shamboolee 

The area down the middle of it

Throw the bullets down the shamboolee for later.

Shamboolee by Romix July 23, 2017

shimpole 

when you have no idea how to pole dance so you shimmy up and down a pole

that girl was such a shimpole

shimpole by Castletinii March 18, 2018

shampoozle 

The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.

I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.

shampoozle by Special K PC! May 15, 2006