shame shower

A cleansing of the body following a negative sexual encounter. Seen often in conjunction with cum horror and/or post-sexual fugue.

yeah, we had sex, but afterwords I had to take a shame shower.

by Felix Mariano Baia October 17, 2006

Shame Shower

A place that one wanks in or a place that one keeps wanking material. It is not always a shower and was invented by the randeloes in April.

Look at Alex's shame shower

by Tobykoolkid69hehe July 25, 2017

Shame shower

Shower one takes after failing to buy toilet paper and continuing to poop.

Sorry I’m late. I’m out of toilet paper, so i had to take a shame shower.

by Mrmoonshinejack March 21, 2019

Shame Shower

When you get entirely too high by accident and need to "reset" your day by taking a shower. (Caution: Sometimes high is irreversible.)

Zeke Wonderhammer was forced into taking a shame shower after he realized he was too high to be a highly functioning member of society.

by KalKahl April 13, 2012

Shower of Shame

The shower one must take after a horrific experience.

Examples:

Failed, yet valiant, attempt at trying to make it home before shitting yourself; Horrible break-up; Rick-Rolled; Watching 2Girls1Cup; Etcetera, etcetera

Usage:

John: " I didn't make it home last night...it was horrible man, I had shit everywhere."

Steve: "Looks like someone had to take the Shower of Shame!"

by booty bandits August 16, 2012

Shower of Shame

A shower taken the day after a brutal night of debauchery and drunken hook-ups. It may involve crying, and thorough regret but is always satisfying and cleanses the body and mind of un-brushed teeth and octopus hands.

It is usually scalding hot as a self punishment.

After a night of drinking and making out with dirty Steve I had to have a shower of shame...it was the only way.

by georgia rule June 28, 2009

Sticky shower of shame

This occurs when one is attending a Victoria's Secret fashion show and is sat in the back row. They get a bit carried away, and have to let it out. This is released onto the row in front, and it is this action that is a 'sticky shower of shame'.

Guy 1: I think that guy just had a sticky shower of shame.
Guy 2: Damn, I hope he can clean up.

by NUGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET October 25, 2014