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Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.
Cock Shaman by UD Tk August 31, 2018
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Man, last night I did a shaman flip, I was Tripping the Fuck out.
Shaman Flip by FadingVapes December 10, 2020
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shamal is a cool kid
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I like you a lot, you're so shamae.
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There are many variations of shamanism throughout the world, but several common beliefs are shared by all forms of shamanism. Shamans are intermediaries between the human and spirit worlds. According to believers, they can treat illness and are capable of entering supernatural realms to obtain answers to the problems of their community.
"Shamanism must take a lot of heart, care and dedication."
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M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong 

Noun. A comedic mispronunciation/spelling of the Hollywood movie writer/director; M. Night Shyamalan. Who's famous for both his unusual name and for his somewhat surprising film twists.

Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.
1 "Lets pick a good movie this time, nothing by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong."

2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."