Shake a tower 

take a shower.

Etimology: from Distortion Language. Came from rearranging the first letter of the first word and the first two of the second. rearranging the letters of words in some phrases is common in Distortion Language.

"We'll leave right after I shake a tower."

Shake a tower by Chingon December 16, 2005

shake a tower 

To rub one out while "taking a shower."

J-deuce: "I'm gonna go shake a tower!"

A.A. ron: "Alright. Make sure it all rinses down, and don't shoot clue goo on my new bath rugs!"

shake a tower by itsbusted November 23, 2014

Shake a Tower 

A phrase coined by none other than yours truely in 2023 for "taking a shower," created by swapping the first syllables of the first and last words on accident.

(After Gym)
Tyrone Joeson: John, are you ready for that math test?
John Sears: I'm 'anna go shake a tower real fast for good luck.
Tyrone Joeson: Go get 'em Johnny boy!

Shake a Tower by TheChickenGamerz February 23, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008