Shagmin 

The practice of undertaking or receiving a sexual act whilst working. (Shagging/Administration)

Person 1 : What did you do last night?

Person 2: I bent Hannah over the desk smashed her back doors in and completed the end of year accounts by resting the laptop on her back at the same time.

Person 1: Shagmin?

Person 2: Fuck Yeah!

Shagmin by John Smithelwate January 8, 2018

Shagmin 

Using a complex spreadsheet to manage your many sexual exploits

Can you come out tonight?
No, I’ve got bare Shagmin to sort out or I won’t know who the F I’m F’ing

Shagmin by Arcwords October 10, 2018

Virgin Shaming 

The act of judging or mocking someone due to their assumed lack of sexual experience. The perpetrator will normally base this assumption on the victim's personality traits or behaviors that they associate with being a virgin. The perpetrator will often do this cover up their own insecurities.

When he asked his friends how to get laid, they began virgin shaming him.

Virgin Shaming by Stepman February 18, 2020

Shadmin 

When basic admin is carried out in a shitty way

"My landlord hasn't returned my deposit and I moved out 2 months ago" "Dude, that is shadmin for sure"
"You didn't tell people where your birthday party was going to be and now everyone is confused af" "Oh boy, apologies for my shadmin"

Shadmin by monom June 16, 2020

short shaming 

No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!

Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.

It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.

It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.

Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"

short shaming by Vindicator Phoenix January 1, 2017

Shagging Shirt 

Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.

"Are you out tonight mate?"

"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".

Shagging Shirt by The Badger of Hull October 3, 2014

Virgin Shaming 

The act of judging, mocking, or treating someone as though they are not sexually experienced. Often times the individual being victimized will not reveal their virginity status. With that being said, virginity shamers most of the time assume the victims sexual experience based off of personality traits or behaviors they associate with being a virgin. This is an overlooked problem in society.

When he asked for advice on how to get laid, his friends began virgin shaming him.

Virgin Shaming by Stepman February 12, 2020