Shagmin

Using a complex spreadsheet to manage your many sexual exploits

Can you come out tonight?
No, I’ve got bare Shagmin to sort out or I won’t know who the F I’m F’ing

by Arcwords October 10, 2018

espresso telly

A series so intense, you cannot possibly binge it without cataclysmic trauma.

Eh fam, you bingin’ Traitors tonight?
- you mad bruv!? It’s bare espresso telly, me be wretchin’ up

by Arcwords January 17, 2025

Zoombie

Someone who has spent too long in Zoom calls

We did a Zoom meet up, then a Zoom dinner, then a Zoom Booze up, then Zoom dance off... now we’ve turned into Zoombies. 🧟 ♂️

by Arcwords June 10, 2020