Definitions by Arcwords

French Entrance

Turning up a day late to a social engagement.

My gym was having a Xmas party. I didn’t feel social but I forced myself. Got dressed up. Walked over.

It was the day before! I’m such a knob! I totally did a French Entrance.

French Entrance by Arcwords December 7, 2025

espresso telly 

A series so intense, you cannot possibly binge it without cataclysmic trauma.

Eh fam, you bingin’ Traitors tonight?
- you mad bruv!? It’s bare espresso telly, me be wretchin’ up

espresso telly by Arcwords January 17, 2025

Zoombie

Someone who has spent too long in Zoom calls

We did a Zoom meet up, then a Zoom dinner, then a Zoom Booze up, then Zoom dance off... now we’ve turned into Zoombies. 🧟 ♂️

Zoombie by Arcwords June 10, 2020

Shagmin 

Using a complex spreadsheet to manage your many sexual exploits

Can you come out tonight?
No, I’ve got bare Shagmin to sort out or I won’t know who the F I’m F’ing

Shagmin by Arcwords October 10, 2018