Shadquille O’Neil

Shadquille O’Neil, a man who shads his pants

Dude 1: Did you see that basketball game that Shaquille O’Neil played in?

Dude 2: Yeah! He shadded his pants!

Dude 3: Shadquille O’Neil…

by StealthMaster48 January 7, 2023

Shaquille O'Neil Disease

A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.

Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.

by Patient zero July 29, 2008

Shaquille O' Neil

To slap and stick your arm elbow deep into a womans vagina

Dude, I totally Shaquille O' Neil'd that chick last night, I think she almost Died

by tightassbeaver June 30, 2010

shaquille oneil

shaquille oneil is 7"8 tall

shaquille oneil is 7"8 tall at his wedding

by the lit dog January 1, 2022