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Sezzle

Sezzle is a tool that enables your savings. When you #Sezzleit, it means that you are smart and budget your expenses better that everyone else. Pay in 4 parts, under 6 weeks, with 0% interest! Just select Sezzle at checkout - A smart way to budget now, pay later.
Friend: Bro, I need headphones desperately for my WFH! But, I'm low on budget.

Me: Bro, just #Sezzleit! Pay 25% amount for the headphones you want, and pay later the rest at 0% interest, under 6 weeks. You can buy those good sound quality headphones that you always wanted right away, and pay later through Sezzle!

PS. Their Instagram is also lit.

Friend: Brooo!! Me: Brooooooooo!!
by star_sezzler November 24, 2021
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SEIZLESS

SEIZLESS:- Someone who has been given more than a dozen "strobe light attacks" so that he'd still stay in a fake "care home" for people with "phantom fits".
He's seizless! L&Q will need to get the light "strobing" at the right rate to make sure he is unconscious - then we can carry him back and dump him in his ground floor flat in 18b!
by FABARM January 28, 2019
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Sizzle Plate

Similar to in the doghouse, it means someone is on your bad side or shit list
"My boss owes me two weeks back pay so that mofo is real hot on my sizzle plate."
by So Cal Jim February 6, 2009
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Midtown Booty Sizzle

When a chicks ass is hella overstuffed with juiciness and just to check the hotness you spit on it and the saliva actually sizzles and evaporates before a single drop hits the ground.
The twerk competition finalists are tied and the only way to settle this is the Midtown Booty Sizzle.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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Sozzles

Sozzles about that, I didn't mean to.
by wotuwontm8 May 17, 2018
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rick the sizzler

Justin Biebers snapchat username. He posts short videos that are either comedic or inspirational on his story. He sometimes wears a pair of sunglasses and a fake mustache and refers to himself as "Rick the sizzler" in his videos
rick the sizzler just posted on his story go check it out!
by Minhoisfine May 12, 2016
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Dunk and Sizzle

It’s when a guy takes his genitalia and places it in some hydrogen peroxide, after having unprotected sex.
Whenever I have unprotected sex, I always dunk and sizzle afterwards. No stds yet!
by Dixie Normous26 May 11, 2019
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